Thursday, 24 March 2011

Q: What is the Moon made of?

Answer Man says:

The Sun!

And what is the Sun made out of?

The Moon!

Thursday, 10 March 2011

Q: What is the Best Song Ever?

Answer Man says:


Yeah, because you go Nananananananananananananananana Batman!


Sunday, 6 March 2011

Q: Where does the time go?

Answer Man says:

It doesn't go nowhere. It doesn't have legs, doesn't have feet. It doesn't have feet!

Q: How many people can fit on a bus?

Answer Man says:

Probably nineteen.

(Eighteen plus the driver.)

Wednesday, 2 March 2011

Q: How does a door open and close?

Answer Man says:

Somethin beside the door and it has a wire sticking into the door
and when people open the door the wire opens it. That's how the people that work for the cars make the cars made of wires and pipes you put gas in like the gas station and sometimes they use lights to learn to put the stuff in.
And sometimes you stuff tools, sometimes they make the seats first, sometimes they make the legs first, sometimes they make the insides first and then the outside second, and they do the steering wheel last.

How did you learn so much about manufacturing cars?

Because when I was a baby you would take me to the car station and I could see through your belly. I'd make my eyes stick out. You didn't see me looking out. I saw the reflection through your shirt. When I was a baby I saw a reflection through your shirt. It had people working with our car. They made it all... together. You guys were looking at the mechanics fixing up the cars that crashed. And how to fix it.