Q: What do you do if you see a building on fire?

Answerman says:

You get - you get one of those things for your face for swimming -

A snorkel?

Yes. Or a gas mask. Then you go into the bulding -

Wait, you're going into a burning building?

Yes. With a gas mask. And if the people inside have their clothes on fire, you tell them Stop drop and roll!

Q: Why do men have beards?

Q: What job do you have?

Answerman says:

A money job.

But what do you do? do you work with your hands?

I work with my hands and feet.
My feet turn the computer off, and my hands turn it back on.

So you work with a computer?

Yes and there's a keyboard on the floor
with toe prints painted on
And I see the pictures of the money
And I push the button and reach in and the money comes: brrkleeep!
Into my tummy, and then it comes out through my arm.

Is that like the job picking money that grows on trees?

Yes, but when the money comes out of my arm, it goes onto the tree and then it falls from the tree and I catch it.

Q: Are you going to screw around, or are you going to brush your teeth?

Answerman says:

Hmm, I might screw around.

Q: What is the Moon made of?

Answer Man says:

The Sun!

And what is the Sun made out of?

The Moon!

Q: What is the Best Song Ever?

Answer Man says:

Batman.

Yeah, because you go Nananananananananananananananana Batman!

Nananananananana...

Q: Where does the time go?

Answer Man says:

It doesn't go nowhere. It doesn't have legs, doesn't have feet. It doesn't have feet!

Q: How many people can fit on a bus?

Answer Man says:

Probably nineteen.

(Eighteen plus the driver.)

Q: How Many Roads Must a Man Walk Down?

Answer Man says:

Five!

Q: How does a door open and close?

Answer Man says:

Somethin beside the door and it has a wire sticking into the door
and when people open the door the wire opens it. That's how the people that work for the cars make the cars made of wires and pipes you put gas in like the gas station and sometimes they use lights to learn to put the stuff in.
And sometimes you stuff tools, sometimes they make the seats first, sometimes they make the legs first, sometimes they make the insides first and then the outside second, and they do the steering wheel last.

How did you learn so much about manufacturing cars?

Because when I was a baby you would take me to the car station and I could see through your belly. I'd make my eyes stick out. You didn't see me looking out. I saw the reflection through your shirt. When I was a baby I saw a reflection through your shirt. It had people working with our car. They made it all... together. You guys were looking at the mechanics fixing up the cars that crashed. And how to fix it.

Q: How fast can a dog run?

Answer Man says:

Sooooo fast. Faster than a person. But I can run faster than a dog. Yeah because I'm lightning fast. I'm like the flash. Because flash runs fast so I'm the flash. Next Halloween I'm going to be Batman and I'm going to fly around. Then when I to come to the house I go get candy. Because batman doesn't like talking loudly.

If you're Batman can I be Robin?

Okay. Because Robin has this kind of hair. I might be Robin. Batman doesn't have that kind of hair or that kind of hair. Batman has a mask. He doesn't have ears on the side he has ears like a rabbit. maybe I will call him batman rabbit.

Or Rabbitman?

No I will call him Batman Rabbit. Because he's Batman and he has ears sticking out so I will call him Batman Rabbit.