Friday 18 October 2013

Q: If you could be any animal in the world, what animal would you be?

Answer Man says:

I would be a chee-to-to-tah. Because a chee-to-to-tah is the fastest animal in the world, and I like to run fast.

Chee-to-to-tah is actually a Spanish word for it. Do you know what it's called in English?

No, what?

A snail.

Monday 30 September 2013

Wednesday 14 August 2013

Q: "Life is but a dream," what does that mean?

Answer Man says:
It means that you are asleep all the time, even right now, you think you are awake, but you are really sleeping.

Thursday 4 July 2013

Answer Man says:

Bo, bare bou boing bo bask be ba bestion?
Bokay, Banswer Ban, bhy bare bou balking bike bhis?
Bi bon't bow.

Friday 5 April 2013

Q: What did you get up to today?

Answer Man says:

What am I up to? I'm just about up to the doorknob!

Monday 25 March 2013

Answer Man says:

Do you know a man who could write "one hundred" 18 times?
No.
I'll tell you. One hundred man of the hulk.

Friday 22 March 2013

Q: How do you make a ship?

Answer Man says:
To make a Lego ship, first you get a bunch of Lego, then you think of a ship, then you put the pieces together in the way of that ship.

To make a zoom ship, you think of a ship that's very small, and then you try to imitate it.

Q: How do you make cookies?

Answer Man says:
You put some poo and pee together then you put it the oven for one hundred minutes, then you have cookies!
That's so horrible!

Why?
Would you eat cookies made out of poo and pee?
Yesss.

Sunday 17 March 2013

Q: Why are knock-knock jokes funny?

Answer Man says:

Because you are not knocking on an actual door, you're just saying "knock knock."

Wednesday 13 March 2013

Q: What kind of beans does the Iron Giant eat?

Answer Man says:

Mexican steel beans. Because they are steel, they are stuck. And because they're stuck, they can't jump.

Thursday 7 March 2013

Q: What's this game Grate Sweet Grate?

Answer Man says:

Well it's called "Grate Sweet Grate" because it's like "Home Sheep Home" but instead of leading a sheep home through difficulties, you are leading a stream to a grate while incurring difficulties like rocks, and walls, and health effects. So you move stuff out of the way so the stream can run into the grate, like moving snow with your foot, so the stream isn't incurring difficulties.

Wednesday 6 March 2013

Q: Would you eat chicken and spaghetti?

Answer Man says:

Well, in chicken noodle soup probably. It's the same thing, kind of.