Friday, 5 April 2013

Q: What did you get up to today?

Answer Man says:

What am I up to? I'm just about up to the doorknob!

Monday, 25 March 2013

Answer Man says:

Do you know a man who could write "one hundred" 18 times?
No.
I'll tell you. One hundred man of the hulk.

Friday, 22 March 2013

Q: How do you make a ship?

Answer Man says:
To make a Lego ship, first you get a bunch of Lego, then you think of a ship, then you put the pieces together in the way of that ship.

To make a zoom ship, you think of a ship that's very small, and then you try to imitate it.

Q: How do you make cookies?

Answer Man says:
You put some poo and pee together then you put it the oven for one hundred minutes, then you have cookies!
That's so horrible!

Why?
Would you eat cookies made out of poo and pee?
Yesss.

Sunday, 17 March 2013

Q: Why are knock-knock jokes funny?

Answer Man says:

Because you are not knocking on an actual door, you're just saying "knock knock."

Wednesday, 13 March 2013

Q: What kind of beans does the Iron Giant eat?

Answer Man says:

Mexican steel beans. Because they are steel, they are stuck. And because they're stuck, they can't jump.