Q: Can you explain the development and approval process for medicines?

Answer Man says:

Well, it takes more than a week.

First you have to get the right chemicals, and then you have to get the right person to test the cure, like maybe a robot. Then you have to send some very important tests to the government, and then you have to spend the rest of the days making it.

Then on Saturday, which of course was the day that you started, you can start selling it in the shops! And people can buy it on Monday.

Q: What do you think about smoking?

Answer Man says:

Q: If you could be any animal in the world, what animal would you be?

Answer Man says:

I would be a chee-to-to-tah. Because a chee-to-to-tah is the fastest animal in the world, and I like to run fast.

Chee-to-to-tah is actually a Spanish word for it. Do you know what it's called in English?

No, what?

A snail.

Q: Who wrote Moby Dick?

Answer Man says:

Umm... Author MacDonald?

Q: "Life is but a dream," what does that mean?

Answer Man says:

It means that you are asleep all the time, even right now, you think you are awake, but you are really sleeping.

Answer Man says:

Bo, bare bou boing bo bask be ba bestion?

Bokay, Banswer Ban, bhy bare bou balking bike bhis?

Bi bon't bow.

Q: What do you think of the situation in Greenland?

Says here, Greenland government's fall is a warning to mining giants.

Answer Man says:

There are giants in a mine?

Q: What did you get up to today?

Answer Man says:

What am I up to? I'm just about up to the doorknob!

Answer Man says:

Do you know a man who could write "one hundred" 18 times?

No.

I'll tell you. One hundred man of the hulk.

Q: How do you make a ship?

Answer Man says:

To make a Lego ship, first you get a bunch of Lego, then you think of a ship, then you put the pieces together in the way of that ship.

To make a zoom ship, you think of a ship that's very small, and then you try to imitate it.

Q: How do you make cookies?

Answer Man says:

You put some poo and pee together then you put it the oven for one hundred minutes, then you have cookies!

That's so horrible!

Why?

Would you eat cookies made out of poo and pee?

Yesss.

Q: Why are knock-knock jokes funny?

Answer Man says:

Because you are not knocking on an actual door, you're just saying "knock knock."

Q: What kind of beans does the Iron Giant eat?

Answer Man says:

Mexican steel beans. Because they are steel, they are stuck. And because they're stuck, they can't jump.

Q: What's this game Grate Sweet Grate?

Answer Man says:

Well it's called "Grate Sweet Grate" because it's like "Home Sheep Home" but instead of leading a sheep home through difficulties, you are leading a stream to a grate while incurring difficulties like rocks, and walls, and health effects. So you move stuff out of the way so the stream can run into the grate, like moving snow with your foot, so the stream isn't incurring difficulties.

Q: Would you eat chicken and spaghetti?

Answer Man says:

Well, in chicken noodle soup probably. It's the same thing, kind of.

Q: Where do dreams come from?

Answer Man says:

Well, they come from the dream world, and you know it's very hard to go there.

Why is that?

Well you have to dream it! And it's very hard to dream. Most people just think. But my night creature draws a picture, and throws it to the eye part of my brain, and then it reads it, and ta-dah!

Q: How do you make a robot?

Answer Man says:

Well, first you have to make a bomb out of metal, and then you have to make it have eyes.

Q: Answer Man, if you could ask Answer Man a question, what would you ask Answer Man?

Answer Man says:

I would ask Answer Man where does ice cream grow on trees?

Answer Man, if you were Answer Man and you asked yourself that question, what would you answer?

The question would be where in the world would ice cream trees grow, I would say ice cream world!

Q: It's raining. What should we do?

Answer Man says:

If it's raining outside, you should look for a marble. When you find a marble, take it outside and show it to the clouds.

Then there will be a rainbow!

Answer Man says:

Ask me a question. Ask me where poo comes from before it comes from your bum.